cute-etsy:

Birth of Venus Shell Dish, $24

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

"My mom dropped me off, and she turned off the car and she said, “Uzo, just work hard. All I’m going to ask you is to just work hard. I don’t know what will come, I don’t know when it will come - but something will come. I’ve never heard of nothing coming from hard work.”"

my blog is probably going to pretty oitnb heavy these next couple of days

(stuff will be tagged ok)

(love y’all)

(watch it if you haven’t)


The cast of OITNB celebrating their Emmy nominations