BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
ME: ok this is very good
under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
so this is a great comment
BABY: [knocks over tower]
ME: that’s right

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

Official posters for UNE’s ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’! (Yep, that’s me. That’s me as Hermia. Yep. It’s exciting.)