December 2011
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friendlyslytherin asked: I get that Harry is the main character of the story and people think it's weird to call him/her their favourite but I think the reason why he is said a lot is because there are so many more relatable characters. Potter readers come from many different backgrounds so I think we'd choose our favourites for different reasons
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Is Harry Potter actually anyone’s favourite character?
talkingflowers asked: Hello, dear Jess. I hope that you having a wonderful time in Spain and that Christmas was lovely and all that sort of stuff.
a-queenoffairys asked: This news makes me sad :c BUT I STILL LOVE YOU ANYWAY <3
a-queenoffairys asked: Jess. Jess I love you. Are you having fun?
missing my family a fuckload.
3rd grade:
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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